Here's a list that I imagine is without purpose, as no one needs convincing to see a movie with me. Regardless:
1. I make witty comments throughout the movie.
2. If you want me to, I’ll stop.
3. I more often than not will open the door for you on the way in.
4. Because I don’t use public bathrooms, you’ll never be left sitting alone.
5. Unless, of course, I go to buy snacks.
6. I always buy snacks.
7. If the movie is a comedy I don’t have an obnoxious laugh, and if it’s not a comedy I still don’t have an obnoxious laugh.
8. If you ask me a question about one of the actors or the director I will always have the answer.
9. Unfortunately, I am usually making it up.
10. If the movie is only playing in a theatre in a mall, and that mall has a large, multi-story parking garage, I never forget where the car is parked.
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