Celebrating 20 Years of Greatness: Fatima Kabia

Fatima is a great listener. In addition, she is great at talking you out of laying down in the street when you are upset. Fatima is one of the nicest people you will meet, and, coincidently, will likely say something hysterically funny about you behind your back. Yes, Fatima very well may be the funniest person alive. If not, then she is certainly one of them. Also, Fatima comes very close to crying whenever pigeons get too close to her, and rest assured, it is hilarious. If Fatima were a rapper, her name would be Dat Princess.

Today is Fatima's twentieth birthday. You can't believe it? Well it's true! "But I remember when she was just a baby! And when she was just learning to walk!" Well, reader, whoever you are who has known Fatima for that long of a time, it is true: today Fatima Kabia is twenty years old. In any event, to honor this momentous celebration, Sam and Max wanted to wish their best friend a happy birthday: "Happy Birthday, Fatima!!!"

Now, according to Fatima, "Happy Birthday," by Stevie Wonder is the greatest birthday song ever made. I guess that would make this one also the greatest. Enjoy, and Happy Birthday, Fatima!